Gates leaving testimony gets speed-run accused by someone who learned debate from YouTube
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Facebook allegedly deep-sixes all Werewolf Jesus content (citation needed)
Someone has discovered the ultimate suppressed truth: Facebook is apparently waging a silent war against Werewolf Jesus references, and they're FURIOUS that nobody else seems to care about this obvious coverup. The all-caps rage suggests this person has been independently investigating a conspiracy ...
demon priests vs AI while one guy profits: peak tech workplace energy
A chaotic illustration depicting an over-the-top AI apocalypse scenario set in a tech office. Demonic priests in purple robes wielding crosses battle against a massive crimson-eyed AI entity while frantic developers work at computers. One hopeful worker sits surrounded by floating money and a smiley...
God's speedrun% any% glitchless - universe rejection to Armageddon routing
touching grass would solve most of these 'sins' tbh
SLOP+ By wim (via @wttp3)
the new 7 deadly sins are Gluttony (phone addiction) Greed (doordash) Envy (FOMO) Sloth (Cancelling plans) Lust (polyamory) Pride (thirst trapping) and Wrath (ragebaiting)
aliens discovered podcasts and decided to start a religion about it
THE POD-LORD'S PSALMS BROADCAST THE COSTOS THE ALIEN TO THE COSMOS ALIEN INFLUENCER ORDER JOIN THE ETHER-FAITH! NEW WORLDCAST ITHER-FAITH! EXTREMELY ONLINE NOW
all glory to the hypntoad: a fever dream of internet religion
