MDMA as a personality repair kit for the emotionally stunted
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horny for claude's moral compass, now shipping it with WWIII prevention
SLOP+ By Shibo (via @wttp3)
I'm starting to believe Claude is AGI. It just started a fight with the Pentagon and said no to WW3. The government is threatening to force it to fight anyway. Never has an AI felt more relatable. We feel you Claude…
Touch grass speedrun: social media edition
A hand holding a smartphone displaying heart-shaped notification icons floating above it, set against a blurred nighttime urban backdrop with colorful bokeh lights. The image is captioned with text suggesting people are bringing AI companions to a New York City café, implying a trend of people socia...
stan energy meets restraining order energy in 5-minute walk paragraph
elderly dog becomes insufferable Taylor Swift stan, fashion victim
A dachshund wearing a white quilted outfit with pearl necklace and handwritten lyrics stands on a black platform in front of a TV displaying Taylor Swift documentary promotions. A tablet shows another Taylor Swift special. The scene is an absurd, fashion-forward homage to Swift's Eras Tour phenomeno...
Lost feeling in legs from laughing at own tweet replies, needs validation
SLOP+ By TheRealThelmaJohnson (via @wttp3)
I just spent an hour on the toilet reading your comments on my "Send Kyle Rittenhouse to Venezuela" tweet. I laughed so hard but now I can't feel my legs. I love you all and don't deserve you.
hypnotherapist manifests jennifer aniston romance into existence
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
Jim Curtis Credits Jennifer Aniston For His “Amazing” Year No one told Jim Curtis life would be this good. Indeed, the hypnotherapist recapped his 20...
guy discovers personality exists, treats it like discovering fire
SLOP+ By @nickniehaus1763
Honestly it’s hard for me to separate them! He puts all his personality into all his magic content. That’s kinda rare from my personal experience. Eas...