red carpet ghost townmeltdown theaterpolitical no show
melania premiere becomes support group when half of maga doesn't show up
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Zuck's redemption arc but make it unhinged and $60B-poorer
SLOP+ By Ayman Al-Abdullah (via @wttp3)
Be Zuck >Build Facebook before you can legally drink >Bet wrong on mobile. Admit it. Rebuild everything >Buy Instagram for $1B to stop it from replacing you >$10B gone overnight when Apple nukes your ad business >Rename company to Meta >Everyone agrees: "He's lost it" >Stock tanks 70% >Fire 21,000 p...
Russian newspaper discovers American president via fever dream
SLOP+ By Republicans against Trump (via @wttp3)
Russian newspaper today: “America no longer sees our country as a threat…The US leader’s philosophy is closer to the values of Russia’s president, not the politicians of the Old World…he sees Europe as a liberal stronghold that must be destroyed…”
PM knew about the black hole but approved the lie anyway lol
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