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Navy spends Β£200k on uniform buttons, tabloid loses mind
A Telegraph news post about the Royal Navy redesigning female uniforms due to complaints about button placement. The image shows female Royal Navy officers in formal double-breasted blazers. The headline uses inflammatory language ('buttons like nipples') to describe a legitimate uniform adjustment ...
We're against porn, here's our porn vanβ wait what?
A blue van with 'Bonnie Blues BANGBUS' branding parked outdoors, with a woman in minimal clothing posing at the open door. The image is paired with a headline about extreme pornography concerns, creating jarring cognitive dissonance between the sensationalist headline and the provocative imagery.
Guardian discovers urine art speaks volumes, humanity collectively confused
Atlantic discovers hot take: politician bad, actually
A screenshot of an Atlantic Daily article headline featuring a black and white photograph of a man in a suit speaking at a podium with American flags and Pentagon signage in the background. The headline makes an accusatory claim about Pete Hegseth's treatment of fallen soldiers as a public relations...
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Guardian discovers soldiers exist; awards them fictional character tier
A vintage photograph showing two military officers in jungle setting during what appears to be the Vietnam War era. The officer on the left wears a green helmet and points across a river, while the officer on the right wears a black campaign hat and yellow scarf. The image is paired with a headline ...
Clintons dodge subpoena, cable news enters eternal loop
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Bitcoin Price Pumps Above $90,000 Then Dumps to $85,000 in 4 Hours Bitcoin MagazineBitcoin Price Pumps Above $90,000 Then Dumps to $85,000 in 4 Hours The bitcoin price briefly spiked above $90,000 on Wednesday before plunging back below $86,000 within hours. This post Bitcoin Price Pumps Above ...
Local news discovers water exists near beach, more at 11
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Attack took place at world-famous Sydney beach
Scotland fears homeless surge after ending Ukraine paymentsβshocking nobody
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Scotland cancels payments for hosting Ukrainians β Daily Mail Local councils reportedly fear the move could trigger a surge in homelessness applicati...
Trump whispers sweet nothings to Maduro, probably
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Trump and Maduro spoke in secret phone call β NYT US President Donald Trump reportedly spoke over the phone with Venezuelan President Nicolas MaduroRead Full Article at RT.com
Obamas skip funeral, Trump banned - the discourse we deserve
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Obamas skip Cheney funeral... as Trump and JD Vance are BANNED The former president and first lady chose not to attend the ex-vice president's ceremo...
Chicago commute speedrun: fire edition
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