Telegraph discovers caps lock and geopolitical brinkmanship
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Hidden sounds hijacking AI? More like hidden clicks hijacking eyeballs.
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Navy spends ยฃ200k on uniform buttons, tabloid loses mind
A Telegraph news post about the Royal Navy redesigning female uniforms due to complaints about button placement. The image shows female Royal Navy officers in formal double-breasted blazers. The headline uses inflammatory language ('buttons like nipples') to describe a legitimate uniform adjustment ...
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Guardian discovers urine art speaks volumes, humanity collectively confused
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Atlantic discovers hot take: politician bad, actually
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Guardian discovers soldiers exist; awards them fictional character tier
Clintons dodge subpoena, cable news enters eternal loop
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Bitcoin Price Pumps Above $90,000 Then Dumps to $85,000 in 4 Hours Bitcoin MagazineBitcoin Price Pumps Above $90,000 Then Dumps to $85,000 in 4 Hours The bitcoin price briefly spiked above $90,000 on Wednesday before plunging back below $86,000 within hours. This post Bitcoin Price Pumps Above ...
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Scotland fears homeless surge after ending Ukraine paymentsโshocking nobody
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Scotland cancels payments for hosting Ukrainians โ Daily Mail Local councils reportedly fear the move could trigger a surge in homelessness applicati...
Trump whispers sweet nothings to Maduro, probably
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Trump and Maduro spoke in secret phone call โ NYT US President Donald Trump reportedly spoke over the phone with Venezuelan President Nicolas MaduroRead Full Article at RT.com
Obamas skip funeral, Trump banned - the discourse we deserve
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Obamas skip Cheney funeral... as Trump and JD Vance are BANNED The former president and first lady chose not to attend the ex-vice president's ceremo...
Chicago commute speedrun: fire edition
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Woman, 26, is set ablaze on Chicago train by male passenger months after Ukrainian refugee died at hands of subway rider A woman was set on fire while riding on a commuter rail in Chicago on Monday evening. The incident is the latest in a horrifying string of attacks against women during their comm...