Huffington compares AI slop to junk food, misses irony entirely
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neon brain go brrr: here are 5 things basically everyone already knows
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A generic self-help listicle wrapped in the most predictable visual language possible—psychedelic brain imagery designed to make shallow emotional advice look scientifically credible. The kind of content that gets 47k shares on LinkedIn from people who peaked in their Emotional Intelligence seminar ...
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Record label discovers a musician exists, posts 200-word Wikipedia summary
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A record label's Facebook post earnestly eulogizing a respected '90s electronic artist with the enthusiasm of a music history textbook. The content is professionally written, factually sound, and utterly devoid of personality—just biographical bullet points and a vaguely inspirational quote about ho...
Varoufakis didn't say this but the vibes are immaculate
Phone anxiety speedrun: medicalize avoidance, sell the cure
A well-intentioned but deeply self-helpy breakdown of why phone calls are apparently a neurological threat response, complete with pseudo-scientific executive function breakdown and a shameless bio-link plug. Someone watched one ADHD TikTok and decided they were now qualified to explain neuroscience...
Unhinged AI survival binary thinking with a side of corporate larping
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I felt things so I became your therapist (she didn't ask for your permission)
LSD costs $10 and does social anxiety better than beer
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A Silicon Valley founder discovered that dropping acid before dinner parties beats drinking, complete with cherry-picked neuroscience and a casual dismissal of 10,000 years of alcohol culture. The whole thing reads like a Medium post that got too confident, blending genuine anxiety introspection wit...
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DarePouch discovers the concept of supply chain logistics and acts like they invented freshness
The pouches you buy have been sitting in a warehouse for 6 months....and you STILL paid full price for a stale product. You expected something fresh... But your pouches have been baking in some fulfillment center.... Losing moisture... Losing kick.... Turning into overpriced cardboard. Want to know ...
Legal professionals want YOU to thrive in tech by paying for AI governance seminars
woke up glowing, touch grass after microdosing your life decisions
"I felt like myself, but lighter. More present. And the next morning? I woke up glowing instead of regretting." You don't miss the alcohol. You miss the ritual. The unwinding. The social glow. What if you could have all of that, without the hangover, the anxiety, the 3am regret? Alcohol is the most...
JHU selling the dream of building robots that think, probably just ChatGPT wrappers
The optimism we needed, the cope we deserved
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Man dies, coworkers perform Japanese ritual for social media clout
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A bit of inside culture from Japan. My sound guy, a 4-time J Academy Award winner and best friend for 20 years, didn’t make the morning train yesterday. I made the producer go check on him, and we found out he’d died the night before. At a time like this, staff raises a “kenpai.” (献杯) It’s a toast ...
Michelin stars now available via subscription—culinary gatekeeping destroyed
guy discovers file transfer exists, writes 5000 word odyssey
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Transferring huge files between devices is finally easy with this app Moving large files shouldn’t feel like a workaround. I'm steadily transferring files throughout my daily work, and over the years, I've encountered several frustrations. At one point, syncing my entire desktop with OneDrive resu...
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Tesla maglev trains go brrr, now hand over your inferences
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Excellent! And there must be a rich source of inferences to be mined from Tesla, auto-mobiles aka autonomous EVs, underground maglev trains ... over t...
scott tingle gets promoted, nobody's shocked or cares
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NASA’s Scott Tingle to Serve as Agency’s Chief Astronaut NASA named astronaut Scott Tingle as chief of the Astronaut Office at the agency’s Johnson S...