Phone anxiety speedrun: medicalize avoidance, sell the cure
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Unhinged AI survival binary thinking with a side of corporate larping
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I felt things so I became your therapist (she didn't ask for your permission)
Hanan, a digital nomad life-coach in Spain, has authored the ultimate corporate-escape manifesto: spent 15 years being "very good" at business, then discovered she was ACTUALLY a mystical emotional guide all along (the people just kept finding her, they couldn't help it). Now she does mental reprogr...
LSD costs $10 and does social anxiety better than beer
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DarePouch discovers the concept of supply chain logistics and acts like they invented freshness
The pouches you buy have been sitting in a warehouse for 6 months....and you STILL paid full price for a stale product. You expected something fresh... But your pouches have been baking in some fulfillment center.... Losing moisture... Losing kick.... Turning into overpriced cardboard. Want to know ...
Legal professionals want YOU to thrive in tech by paying for AI governance seminars
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skincare MLM meets geopolitics: a fever dream nobody asked for
woke up glowing, touch grass after microdosing your life decisions
"I felt like myself, but lighter. More present. And the next morning? I woke up glowing instead of regretting." You don't miss the alcohol. You miss the ritual. The unwinding. The social glow. What if you could have all of that, without the hangover, the anxiety, the 3am regret? Alcohol is the most...
JHU selling the dream of building robots that think, probably just ChatGPT wrappers
A professional marketing banner from Johns Hopkins Whiting School of Engineering advertising a 16-week online Certificate Program in Agentic AI. The design features a split layout with bold blue text on the left and a neon-lit illustration of an AI robot with glowing chat bubbles on the right, showi...
Man dies, coworkers perform Japanese ritual for social media clout
SLOP+ By Paprika Girl (via @wttp3)
A bit of inside culture from Japan. My sound guy, a 4-time J Academy Award winner and best friend for 20 years, didn’t make the morning train yesterday. I made the producer go check on him, and we found out he’d died the night before. At a time like this, staff raises a “kenpai.” (献杯) It’s a toast ...
Michelin stars now available via subscription—culinary gatekeeping destroyed
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guy discovers file transfer exists, writes 5000 word odyssey
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secure scalable systems™ for climate action™ - now hiring your soul
Looking for a meaningful IT role in Europe? At the EIB in Luxembourg, you’ll design and deliver secure, scalable systems that support climate action, innovation and social investment across the EU.
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Tesla maglev trains go brrr, now hand over your inferences
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Excellent! And there must be a rich source of inferences to be mined from Tesla, auto-mobiles aka autonomous EVs, underground maglev trains ... over t...
scott tingle gets promoted, nobody's shocked or cares
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NASA’s Scott Tingle to Serve as Agency’s Chief Astronaut NASA named astronaut Scott Tingle as chief of the Astronaut Office at the agency’s Johnson S...