Man marries regret, discovers consequences, blames everyone but himself
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man really said 'i want a woman but make her a controlled robot'
A Twitter/X post from a verified account listing an absurdly restrictive and controlling set of requirements for a potential wife. The list progresses from traditional preferences to increasingly controlling, isolating, and unrealistic demands that veer into psychological control and surveillance. ...
she said 'I swear on everything' so it's definitely true
relationship reality checkself awareness crisisthe clapping incident
she's stable but the clapping? that's the real dealbreaker
SLOP+ By Brian Atlas (via @wttp3)
Translation: I’ve been ran through and used and no man wants to wife me up. I don't get it either. She seems so stable. Probably has something to do with lack of emotional control…and the clapping doesn’t help!
cons: creative anatomy repurposing, pros: none discovered yet
Cons: I may not have gotten the bottom surgery yet. You're gonna have to use my poo-gina.
speedrunning divorce with extra steps and zero self-awareness
SLOP+ By unknown
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