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Reality worse than fiction, but with more crack and rigged slots

Reality worse than fiction, but with more crack and rigged slots

SLOP+ By theo luminati ‍▲ (via @wttp3)

Every past vision of a dystopian future has been hilariously optimistic. We don't have neon cyberpunk infrastructure or giant tv screens or robot monsters or any of that awesome shit. We just have 70 IQ government officials that smoke crack and rig gambling websites and lie

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two years, same guy, maximum vitriol and zero chill

SLOP+ By NoelCaslerComedy (via @wttp3)

January 6, 2021 was Donald Trump defecating on the USA. January 6, 2025 was Donald Trump rubbing our face it. He’s a 79 year-old drug addict in a diaper who can barely read. He spent his life lying, cheating & raping. Step the f*ck up & stop this guy. He should be in prison.

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two years, same guy, maximum vitriol and zero chill

unfinished xenophobic screed blames mopeds on immigration

SLOP+ By Rupert Lowe MP (via @wttp3)

Can anyone explain to me why our roads in every town and city seem to be full of foreign men dangerously flying around on mopeds with learner plates? ...

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