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breaking: shrimp community in shambles over ketamine scandal
A satirical social media post from a fake account called 'shrimp news' presenting an absurd and clearly fabricated claim about Pacific shrimp being addicted to ketamine. The image features close-up underwater photography of shrimp with their antennae visible, formatted as a news headline with a blue...
Pentagon's greatest fear: one striped chimp with main character energy
A satirical image showing a chimpanzee in a cage wearing a black and white striped shirt, with its arms raised against the cage mesh. The chimp has an exaggerated, almost human expression. The image is captioned with an absurd headline about 'super-soldier chimps' and a scientist leaving the Pentago...
dinosaurs + gambling + violence = peak unhinged 🦖🎲
A Facebook/social media post where user Mykel Boyd declares interest in dinosaurs, gambling, and violence. The thread shows absurdist comment exchanges featuring an 'earth body movement' account telling them to stop, followed by cryptic messages about Kim Gordon, collaborations, and sonic youth comp...
Palantir restocks vending machines with pure disappointment
A man in a yellow shirt reading "Cowardice Kills" restocks a vending machine filled with what appears to be identical canned or packaged items. The vending machine is branded with "UCRY" and "TM". The meme caption jokingly claims Palantir (the data analytics company) is stocking the "wildest imagina...
Avocado-based psyops: a buyer's guide to fruit-based surveillance
just say it's greenland and problem solved lol
A meme featuring a man in a dark coat standing before snowy/icy terrain, with text overlaid describing an absurdist scheme to relocate someone to Alaska while convincing them it's Greenland and part of America, complete with a ceremonial ribbon cutting and trophy. The image has a deadpan, conspiracy...