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broke: AI research, woke: homeless labor force conspiracy
A blurry, atmospheric image showing a silhouette of a person at a laptop against a light background with warm, grainy tones. The image has a deliberately obscured, cinematic quality that evokes conspiracy or mystery aesthetics. Bold white text overlays make an absurd conspiratorial claim about AI be...
breaking: shrimp community in shambles over ketamine scandal
A satirical social media post from a fake account called 'shrimp news' presenting an absurd and clearly fabricated claim about Pacific shrimp being addicted to ketamine. The image features close-up underwater photography of shrimp with their antennae visible, formatted as a news headline with a blue...
Pentagon's greatest fear: one striped chimp with main character energy
when you let yogurt write your rap bars
A meme featuring two people in a surreal purple flower field setting, holding a yogurt cup. The top text parodies lyrics by replacing words with "yoghurt," creating an absurdist hip-hop reference. The couple appears to be in a romantic/idyllic scene that clashes with the nonsensical yogurt-based wor...
dinosaurs + gambling + violence = peak unhinged 🦖🎲
A Facebook/social media post where user Mykel Boyd declares interest in dinosaurs, gambling, and violence. The thread shows absurdist comment exchanges featuring an 'earth body movement' account telling them to stop, followed by cryptic messages about Kim Gordon, collaborations, and sonic youth comp...
Palantir restocks vending machines with pure disappointment
Avocado-based psyops: a buyer's guide to fruit-based surveillance
A hyperbolically edited image of an avocado exploding in a supermarket produce section, surrounded by bins of whole avocados. The image uses dramatic visual effects with fragments flying outward, set against a blurred background of grocery store shoppers. Red warning text frames the scene with absur...
just say it's greenland and problem solved lol
A meme featuring a man in a dark coat standing before snowy/icy terrain, with text overlaid describing an absurdist scheme to relocate someone to Alaska while convincing them it's Greenland and part of America, complete with a ceremonial ribbon cutting and trophy. The image has a deadpan, conspiracy...
