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Palantir restocks vending machines with pure disappointment

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Palantir restocks vending machines with pure disappointment
Avocado-based psyops: a buyer's guide to fruit-based surveillance
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Avocado-based psyops: a buyer's guide to fruit-based surveillance

A hyperbolically edited image of an avocado exploding in a supermarket produce section, surrounded by bins of whole avocados. The image uses dramatic visual effects with fragments flying outward, set against a blurred background of grocery store shoppers. Red warning text frames the scene with absur...

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just say it's greenland and problem solved lol

A meme featuring a man in a dark coat standing before snowy/icy terrain, with text overlaid describing an absurdist scheme to relocate someone to Alaska while convincing them it's Greenland and part of America, complete with a ceremonial ribbon cutting and trophy. The image has a deadpan, conspiracy...

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just say it's greenland and problem solved lol