nuclear brunch invitation from the warlord's room, no RSVP
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Greenland invasion linked to Nobel cope, sprinkle of therapist energy
SLOP+ By The News Agents (via @wttp3)
"It's the kind of thing batshit commentators might have invented - π¦πΉπ€π¦π±π΅ πͺπ΅'π΄ π΅π³πΆπ¦." As Trump links invading Greenland to losing the Nobel Peace Prize, @maitlis asks: should leaders stop talking to diplomats - and start talking to psychotherapists?
bro discovered one (1) doctor and solved world politics
SLOP+ By _aestheticprimal_ (via @wttp3)
There's a 99.9% chance Putin is on peptides the guy you see right next to him? Dr. Khavinson Pioneer in peptide research, especially 'bioregulators' isolated/created Epithalon, Thymalin, Pinealon as well as many other peptides. And it only becomes more clear to how well
Markets close, humanity's final boss unlocks (very normal take)
Nostra, House of Gold (via @wttp3)β’
Graham discovers geopolitics through MAGA hat semantics
SLOP+ By Acyn (via @wttp3)
Graham: I pray and hope the 2026 will be *puts on hat* the year that we make Iran great again.
Raleigh cafe philosophers solve world peace through aggressive slurs
SLOP+ By Bill Madden (via @wttp3)
Even middle-aged white guys in a cafe in Raleigh, North Carolina know that the pedophile president's attack against Venezuela and kidnapping of NicolΓ‘s Maduro is the pinnacle of dumbfuckery.
Putin secretly importing entire subcontinent, ending with boomer curry joke
Rock - NAFO Raccoon (via @wttp3)β’
POV: you think London was conquered by vibes and cultural events
SLOP+ By Saggezza Eterna (via @wttp3)
London is occupied territory. The British establishment surrendered their capital to a hostile foreign power without firing a shot. These paramilitary displays are not cultural enrichment; they are declarations of conquest. The police will arrest a native Englishman for a