Went from armor puns to violent revolution rhetoric speedrun
UNHINGED-POLITICS✕REMOVE FILTER
scallop metabolism discourse hits different in the oval office
A screenshot of a Twitter post by Aaron Rupar showing a formal White House or government meeting setting with multiple officials standing around a seated figure in a dark suit with red tie. The post includes a purported quote about Trump asking about scallop taste and lifespan, presented as absurdis...
Microphone energy: absolutely unhinged, 0/10 would not endorse
A man with long dark hair wearing a black turtleneck holds a microphone up to his mouth with an exaggerated, grotesque facial expression on a city street. Red neon text overlays aggressive vulgar political messaging above his head.
VOTE VOTE VOTE while bitcoin whispers treason in the shadows
war machine go brrr but make it cryptic and vaguely threatening
IMPERIAL SPENDING fueling war machine, blobs cryptic chaos blooms --- DOOM++ COUNT ER— more fog, tax bombs, hate hates— breaks in the quiet --- FINELY READY MONEY— fingers on the war— more, more for freedom—
Sunset contemplation meets QAnon energy—peak unhinged cinema posting
A contemplative scene from the film 'Mads' showing a man in profile gazing at a sunset over water. The image is paired with a conspiratorial caption that creates a jarring juxtaposition between the serene, pensive mood of the shot and an absurdist social commentary about drug legality and elite cons...
Angry vet discovers this one weird trick (repeating 'fuck')
Not Your Average Liberal (via @wttp3)•
theresa may controls weather via feminist cloud swarms, very normal take
BRITISH BREINROT RAIN IS FEMINIST PROP AGANDA FROM CLOUDS CONTROLS THE CLOUDS THERESA MAY'S BETA SUN ORBITER SWARMS
thanking trump for better coke quality hits different
SLOP+ By dasha (via @wttp3)
cocaine quality has been off the charts everywhere since the venezuela thing haters will say its not trump effect!!! THANK YOU PRESIDENT TRUMP
trillionaire loremcdonald's summitstarmer discourse
trillionaire met me at maccies to discuss british politics
Marshall (via @wttp3)•
Ryan discovers oil, immediately blames Trump for every war ever
SLOP+ By Acyn (via @wttp3)
Ryan: This is clearly us starting another forever war—which the American people do not support. It’s very clear this is not about drugs. Trump—in the press conference—was stunning in just straight up admitting this is a war for oil, and that he is willing to send our blood and treasure, our tax dol...
Twitter moment: solve monarchy via photo caption and hashtag
SLOP+ By Candice Holmes (via @wttp3)
Prince Andrew's name has been in the Epstein files multiple times and now a photo surfaces with him on the laps of several women. Yet, the monarchy continues to protect him. Over 30 women have accused Epstein’s associates, but the royals stay silent. #AbolishTheMonarchy
Every reporter is a coward (very normal take, definitely)
Bill Madden (via @wttp3)•
man discovers chicken curry is actually genocide, very normal tweet
SLOP+ By Eva Vlaardingerbroek (via @wttp3)
Let me get that straight @piersmorgan : You’re witnessing the rape, replacement and murder of your own people but it’s ok because you’ve got chicken curry now? You’re a despicable man. You embody everything that’s wrong with Britain.
The Storm cope speedrun: 6921 and counting
SLOP+ By Cuckturd (via @wttp3)
Sorry, I'm not a Q'Tard desperate to convince myself that I'm not a Pedo Defender because it was all 5D chess & a psyop to expose the Dems. The Storm is coming cope #6921
