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NATO's secret roach army: where military-industrial complex meets bug fetish
SLOP+ By Ejaaz (via @wttp3)
wtf did i just read NATO is equipping live cockroaches with AI models to spy on enemies, steering their movement with electric shocks to the nervous system! the tech is fucking insane: - each cockroach is wired with cameras, microphones and microscopic AI chips that process data locally. - swa...
Rubio allegedly having a normal one while everyone schemes
SLOP+ By The Halfway Post (via @wttp3)
BREAKING: Marco Rubio is reportedly pissed the Iran crisis is impossible to manage when Kushner is scheming with Netanyahu, Trump is scheming with Putin, the Gulf States play both sides, Hegseth is an idiot, and he can only guess at what secret bribes and blackmail control Trump.
can't tell if prof is spook or just vibing, help
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Pakistani disappearances → Chinese organ markets (no evidence required)
SLOP+ By Baba Banaras™ (via @wttp3)
While Pakistanis are wondering where the hundreds of poor Pakistanis who disappear every year are going, but it turns out that they are being sold in the Chinese and other international markets, and that too in this form.
Nostradamus called, he wants his vague nine-month prophecy back
SLOP+ By Jenny 2 (via @wttp3)
Hate to say it but very very soon she is gonna disappear for nine months
Sir this is a Wendy's, not a ketamine clinic
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Neurologist learns anatomy from calendar gaps, very normal
SLOP+ By Duty To Warn (via @wttp3)
No events on Trump's calendar today. He's recalibrating. This is happening with greater frequency now. It's a sign of his advancing decline. They're extending his ability to remain upright and semi-lucid for as long as it's both possible and passable. This is crazy dangerous.
Russia bad, actually planning own atrocity, very real sources
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
Russia is plotting a false-flag atrocity with 'significant loss of life' among its own citizens in attempt to derail peace talks, Ukraine warns The aim is to disrupt Donald Trump's peace drive and carry on the war, it is alleged.
Confidently diagnosing a stranger's sexuality via party attendance
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guy can't sit still at nyt, obviously on drugs (source: vibes)
SLOP+ By Michael King (via @wttp3)
Palantir’s current ceo Alex Karp seems even more meth/coked up than Peter Thiel ever has been! He’s being interviewed by a New York Times panel & can’t sit still, hold a coherent sentence, & wildly gesticulates. The panelists face says it’s more extravagant than he’s used to.
touching grass would solve this faster than scrolling
SLOP+ By ally (via @wttp3)
how many actresses do you think are in secret lesbian relationships with each other cause I know there has to be at least one
woman finds diddy's lube collection at auction, internet loses it
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