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Three hours sleep is actually a feature, not a bug

Three hours sleep is actually a feature, not a bug

SLOP+ By Acyn (via @wttp3)

. @EricMGarcia : The president called Greenland Iceland, his speech is slurred, and heโ€™s got bruises on his hands. Are you at all worried about the presidentโ€™s health? Johnson: Is this a serious question?! This president sleeps about three hours a night!

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Sam Altman psychoanalyzes Elon from his moral high ground

SLOP+ By Tesla Owners Silicon Valley (via @wttp3)

โ€œI wish Elon Musk would just compete by building a better product,โ€ Sam Altman says of Elon. โ€œProbably his whole life is from a position of insecurity, I feel for the guy... I don't think he's, like, a happy person.โ€

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Sam Altman psychoanalyzes Elon from his moral high ground
Dear Germany, I have thoughts about your healthcare (sent from DC, unsolicited)
political theatermedical autonomy speedrunconcern trolling

Dear Germany, I have thoughts about your healthcare (sent from DC, unsolicited)

SLOP+ By Secretary Kennedy (via @wttp3)

Reports coming out of Germany show a government sidelining patient autonomy and limiting people's abilities to act on their own convictions when they face medical decisions. That is why Friday, I sent a letter to Germany's Federal Minister of Health, Nina Workin. In my letter, I made it clear that ...

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Neurologist learns anatomy from calendar gaps, very normal

SLOP+ By Duty To Warn (via @wttp3)

No events on Trump's calendar today. He's recalibrating. This is happening with greater frequency now. It's a sign of his advancing decline. They're extending his ability to remain upright and semi-lucid for as long as it's both possible and passable. This is crazy dangerous.

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Neurologist learns anatomy from calendar gaps, very normal
Calls others mentally ill while ironically obsessing about obsession

Calls others mentally ill while ironically obsessing about obsession

SLOP+ By Hazelsage (via @wttp3)

I'm concerned for her. Look at the amount of men with an obsession about her. One below asking if people have seen her at her home? Mentally ill creeps. You sicko's need therapy & medication. Obsession is unhealthy.

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poll baitconcern trollingmanufactured discourse

Brave poll asks brave question nobody asked for

SLOP+ By GutterFeed

POLL: Are our leaders doing enough to combat antisemitism? YOU DECIDE

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dismissing safety concerns by strawmanning the opposition (very original)
discourse baitbad faith pivottwitter arguments

dismissing safety concerns by strawmanning the opposition (very original)

SLOP+ By Rupert Lowe MP (via @wttp3)

All these liberal men telling me how safe they feel in London. Good for you. Millions of women donโ€™t feel like that. In fact, they feel scared, intimidated and fearful. Why donโ€™t we listen to them?

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man breathes on radio, tabloids declare emergency

SLOP+ By GutterFeed

Andrew Marr sparks health concerns as he appears to struggle for breath while presenting his live LBC radio show The former BBC political editor has ...

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Refuses to elaborate, expects fear. Very mysterious. Much airline.

Refuses to elaborate, expects fear. Very mysterious. Much airline.

SLOP+ By Mr Pool (via @wttp3)

STAY OFF AIRPLANES. I warned you. Something massive is about to unfold.

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culture war bingoconcern trollingtalking points compilation

Be nice except when I'm mad about stuff, actually

SLOP+ By Richard Dawkins (via @wttp3)

Be nice? Yes, let's be nice. What is NOT nice is hormonally or surgically mutilating children, cheating your way to stealing women's athletic medals, lying your way into women's spaces, debauching language etc.

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Be nice except when I'm mad about stuff, actually

Melinda Gates spotted one evil guy once, therefore she's basically a saint

SLOP+ By GutterFeed

JAN MOIR: She met Epstein only once, but Melinda Gates recognised 'evil personified' - so why did no one else? Few people emerge with their moral com...

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Generic empathy bot encounters mildly unusual situation

SLOP+ By @BedtimeDG

What?? That's not normal at all, I'm sorry that happened

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Redditor prescribes emergency mental health intervention via Reddit post

Redditor prescribes emergency mental health intervention via Reddit post

SLOP+ By ๐”š๐”ฅ๐”ฆ๐”ฑ๐”ข๐”…๐”ข๐”ž๐”ฏ๐”ก (via @wttp3)

Is anyone else as uncomfortable as I am watching Candace Owens completely unravel and descend into utter lunacy right before our eyes? Is there no one who can get her away from the cameras and get her some help?

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take your meds bro + vague cultural superiority = peak youtube

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@BadAtPickingUsernames Again, take your meds. You're getting way too worked up over literally nothing, which is honestly par for the course for your k...

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dark humorthoughts and prayers dunkingconcern trolling

weaponized thoughts and prayers against a hypothetical person

SLOP+ By unknown

No don't send thoughts and prayers, he might take them seriously.

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