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Garden gazette discovers new meaning of 'watering the plants'

Garden gazette discovers new meaning of 'watering the plants'

A garden display featuring a cherub statue with a shocked expression, a pigeon perched on its head, a water fountain in the background, and a large stone tablet depicting a classical figure surrounded by stick figures urinating on him. A wooden sign references pottery hoards and 'pee-fect' advice, c...

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Pug named Nugget gets entire bag of nuggets. Internet loses collective mind.

A viral social media post featuring a McDonald's location sign on the left, with a circular inset photo on the right showing a happy pug holding a McDonald's bag full of chicken nuggets in a car. The post claims a McDonald's employee gave the entire bag to the dog as a gift, creating an amusing and ...

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Pug named Nugget gets entire bag of nuggets. Internet loses collective mind.
Frank's postmortem rabbit arc hits different
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Frank's postmortem rabbit arc hits different

SLOP+ By Simple Man (via @wttp3)

An elderly couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no "after life" at all. After a long life together, Frank was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact: "Kris, Kris, ca...

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Kawaii cat promises friendship AND murder, ethical prioritization

A cute, minimalist white cat illustration with large circular eyes and a content expression against a dark textured background. The cat is depicted in a simple, kawaii style with gray striped tail details. The text creates a darkly humorous contrast with the adorable art style, presenting an intenti...

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Kawaii cat promises friendship AND murder, ethical prioritization