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pronoun drama meets teenage edgelord—peak discourse slop

pronoun drama meets teenage edgelord—peak discourse slop

A two-panel meme featuring a person in a yellow/gold shirt speaking to someone lying in bed wearing blue. The top panel shows the person making a request about pronouns, while the bottom panel reveals the listener's incredulous written response expressing disagreement in crude terms. Extracted tex...

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Spooky AI ghosts coming for your braincells, democracy in shambles

A light blue minimalist illustration showing translucent figures in white and blue tones scattered across a blank background, resembling digital or ghostly forms. The image accompanies a headline about AI bots influencing beliefs, creating an abstract visualization of the concept of algorithmic mani...

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Spooky AI ghosts coming for your braincells, democracy in shambles
discourse baitmusic industry dramaguardian hot take

Guardian speedruns DJ legitimacy discourse while showing expensive equipment

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Guardian speedruns DJ legitimacy discourse while showing expensive equipment
telling men to invade bathrooms to own the system, very normal

telling men to invade bathrooms to own the system, very normal

A social media post with text overlay above two standard bathroom signs (male and female figures). The text argues that cisgender men using women's bathrooms would help normalize the erosion of gendered bathroom segregation and support trans women. Below are the iconic black silhouette bathroom door...

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God's plan apparently doesn't include peaceful mountain views

A serene landscape image of mountains and misty valleys is juxtaposed with a controversial religious tweet claiming LGBT identities are choices that contradict God's plan. The tweet is overlaid with a red circle highlighting the word 'black,' creating an unintentionally absurd emphasis. Below is an ...

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God's plan apparently doesn't include peaceful mountain views

using 1984 to own the libs (nobody knows what book they're citing)

SLOP+ By Harry Eccles (via @wttp3)

"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command" - George Orwell, 1984

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using 1984 to own the libs (nobody knows what book they're citing)
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Guardian opinion accidentally makes doomposting unironic

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Guardian opinion accidentally makes doomposting unironic
Academic doomposting with pixelated aristocracy—peak 2022 energy

Academic doomposting with pixelated aristocracy—peak 2022 energy

A book cover featuring a classical engraving of a grand architectural structure (appears to be a palace or government building) that is literally dissolving or pixelating away into digital squares. The image juxtaposes historical grandeur with digital decay, suggesting civilizational collapse or deg...

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Peak discourse: ranking oppression by sexual orientation, very normal

A screenshot of a social media post by Damon Young from The Root's 'Very Smart Brothas' section, featuring a provocative headline comparing straight Black men to white people within Black communities. The image is overlaid on a stock photo of professional Black men having a discussion around a chess...

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Peak discourse: ranking oppression by sexual orientation, very normal
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Fake quote energy meets real activism photography—peak discourse

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Fake quote energy meets real activism photography—peak discourse
Vague personal grievances packaged as hard-hitting journalism

Vague personal grievances packaged as hard-hitting journalism

A Daily Mail opinion article header featuring a glamorous portrait photograph of a woman with black hair, pale complexion, red lipstick, and elegant jewelry against a blue curtained background. The headline makes a personal attack claiming to have encountered Lily Allen multiple times and characteri...

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nicki thinks trump is dashing, reality takes L

SLOP+ By CALL TO ACTIVISM (via @wttp3)

BREAKING: Nicky Minaj says she thinks Donald Trump is not only an “amazing role model,” but he’s also “handsome and dashing.” Genuine question: Is Nicki completely out of touch with reality?

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nicki thinks trump is dashing, reality takes L

19 Christmas opinions nobody asked for, pun game struggling

SLOP+ By GutterFeed

‘What’s your unpopular Christmas opinion?’ – 19 controversial takes yule have to judge for yourselves For people who celebrate Christmas, it can be o...

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dismissing safety concerns by strawmanning the opposition (very original)
discourse baitbad faith pivottwitter arguments

dismissing safety concerns by strawmanning the opposition (very original)

SLOP+ By Rupert Lowe MP (via @wttp3)

All these liberal men telling me how safe they feel in London. Good for you. Millions of women don’t feel like that. In fact, they feel scared, intimidated and fearful. Why don’t we listen to them?

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local poll asks if kids skip too much, everyone loses minds

SLOP+ By GutterFeed

POLL: Are schools too soft on attendance? YOU DECIDE

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Taylor Swift refuses to disappear, more at 11

SLOP+ By GutterFeed

Taylor Swift Has 4-Word Message for Critics Who Want Her to “Go Away” Taylor Swift plans to stick around for far longer than a fortnight. Ahead of he...

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Warner Bros discovers Gen-Z by accident, Twitter explodes over girl saying 'whatever'

SLOP+ By GutterFeed

Warner Bros unveil 'whatever' Supergirl as fans call her the most Gen-Z superhero DC Comics have teased their latest blockbuster movie Supergirl star...

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Hollywood discovers thinness, immediately makes it everyone's business

Hollywood discovers thinness, immediately makes it everyone's business

SLOP+ By GutterFeed

The ‘Wicked: For Good' Press Tour Has a Thinness Discourse Issue The main talking point around the blockbuster has been the cast’s size—but the line between actual concern and malicious gossip is getting blurry.

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Trump and Mamdani's unexpected bromance sparks 18 unhinged takes

SLOP+ By GutterFeed

Zohran Mamdani called Trump a fascist in the Oval Office, with Trump’s permission – 18 priceless responses to the president’s love-in People expected fireworks from the first meeting between Donald Trump and the mayor-elect of New York City Zohran Mamdani. Afterall, Mamdani blasted Trump all throug...

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Trump and Mamdani's unexpected bromance sparks 18 unhinged takes