Secretary caught touching grass instead of touching diplomacy
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novara media does the intellectual equivalent of calling someone a meanie
A Novara Media social post featuring a satirical article about Donald Trump issuing threats and deadlines to Iran. The image includes a photo of Trump speaking at a podium with a large pink/red structure in the background, paired with a critical quote from Steven Methven comparing Trump's escalating...
Daily Mail discovers cocaine, solves masculinity crisis with one weird trick
girl responds to joke with 300-word manifesto about divine masculinity
A Twitter exchange where one user jokes that the smartest woman they know enjoys 'dumbification' (a sexual/aesthetic trend), and another user (Cleopatra) responds with a lengthy motivational takedown arguing that intelligence is actually the most feminine trait and that playing dumb won't attract qu...
Retro fever dream meets culture war discourse in the worst way
A vintage-style collage featuring a man in a suit sitting in a chair watching two retro television sets displaying red abstract imagery. The image uses a 1950s aesthetic with line-drawn decorative elements and a Playboy bunny logo. Text at the bottom makes a provocative political statement about tra...
Right-wing politician performs intellectual gymnastics on live TV
touching grass is not in these two's vocabulary
A screenshot of a Twitter exchange where Martyn S. Clunes replies sarcastically to Tommy Robinson's promotional post about an interview. The image shows Robinson in what appears to be a video still, speaking animatedly at what looks like an event venue. The reply uses crude language to mock Robinson...
Relationship coach really said 'actually cheating is fine actually'
A Facebook post from 'The i paper' featuring a guest column article by Anna Williamson with the provocative headline 'Cheating isn't as bad as you think.' The image shows a professional headshot of a smiling blonde woman in a olive green shirt against a neutral background, positioned next to the art...
from freedom fighter to cautionary tale speedrun
Reviewer tries 'post-woke' as film criticism; touches grass never
A review header for a film called 'Vladimir' featuring Rachel Weisz and Leo Woodall in an intimate scene. The review gives it 3 out of 5 stars and characterizes it as a 'post-woke' drama about a sociopathic professor falling for someone. The image shows two actors in close proximity in what appears ...
AI bad, actually—dramatic radar visuals included for maximum vibes
A dark, futuristic digital visualization featuring a large concentric circular pattern (resembling a radar or target) in the center, surrounded by scattered red and white rectangular elements on a black background with grid lines. The image has a dystopian, high-tech aesthetic with an ominous color ...
Julie Burchill discovers internet's weirdest rabbit hole, writes think piece
pronoun drama meets teenage edgelord—peak discourse slop
A two-panel meme featuring a person in a yellow/gold shirt speaking to someone lying in bed wearing blue. The top panel shows the person making a request about pronouns, while the bottom panel reveals the listener's incredulous written response expressing disagreement in crude terms. Extracted tex...
Spooky AI ghosts coming for your braincells, democracy in shambles
A light blue minimalist illustration showing translucent figures in white and blue tones scattered across a blank background, resembling digital or ghostly forms. The image accompanies a headline about AI bots influencing beliefs, creating an abstract visualization of the concept of algorithmic mani...
Guardian speedruns DJ legitimacy discourse while showing expensive equipment
telling men to invade bathrooms to own the system, very normal
A social media post with text overlay above two standard bathroom signs (male and female figures). The text argues that cisgender men using women's bathrooms would help normalize the erosion of gendered bathroom segregation and support trans women. Below are the iconic black silhouette bathroom door...
God's plan apparently doesn't include peaceful mountain views
A serene landscape image of mountains and misty valleys is juxtaposed with a controversial religious tweet claiming LGBT identities are choices that contradict God's plan. The tweet is overlaid with a red circle highlighting the word 'black,' creating an unintentionally absurd emphasis. Below is an ...
when your art history prof makes a meme about performative activism
vague twitter accusation with zero context or receipts
SLOP+ By Matt Wallace (via @wttp3)
So nobody is going to be talk about what they did to Catherine O’Hara today?
using 1984 to own the libs (nobody knows what book they're citing)
SLOP+ By Harry Eccles (via @wttp3)
"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command" - George Orwell, 1984
Guardian opinion accidentally makes doomposting unironic
nobody asked for this mystery box hot take on vague posting
SLOP+ By a local (via @wttp3)
I know why vagueposting does so well and you’re not gonna like the answer
selective coveragebait setupidentity gotcha
BBC accidentally proves their own bias in one convenient interview
SLOP+ By ripx4nutmeg (via @wttp3)
BBC Breakfast spoke to commuters in Leeds about an announcement to upgrade the railways in the north of England. They were only able to interview one person though - and, of course, he was a cross-dressing man
Peak internet stupidity meets tabloid sensationalism in this absolute dumpster fire
Academic doomposting with pixelated aristocracy—peak 2022 energy
A book cover featuring a classical engraving of a grand architectural structure (appears to be a palace or government building) that is literally dissolving or pixelating away into digital squares. The image juxtaposes historical grandeur with digital decay, suggesting civilizational collapse or deg...
Peak discourse: ranking oppression by sexual orientation, very normal
A screenshot of a social media post by Damon Young from The Root's 'Very Smart Brothas' section, featuring a provocative headline comparing straight Black men to white people within Black communities. The image is overlaid on a stock photo of professional Black men having a discussion around a chess...
Fake quote energy meets real activism photography—peak discourse
Vague personal grievances packaged as hard-hitting journalism
A Daily Mail opinion article header featuring a glamorous portrait photograph of a woman with black hair, pale complexion, red lipstick, and elegant jewelry against a blue curtained background. The headline makes a personal attack claiming to have encountered Lily Allen multiple times and characteri...
nicki thinks trump is dashing, reality takes L
SLOP+ By CALL TO ACTIVISM (via @wttp3)
BREAKING: Nicky Minaj says she thinks Donald Trump is not only an “amazing role model,” but he’s also “handsome and dashing.” Genuine question: Is Nicki completely out of touch with reality?
19 Christmas opinions nobody asked for, pun game struggling
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
‘What’s your unpopular Christmas opinion?’ – 19 controversial takes yule have to judge for yourselves For people who celebrate Christmas, it can be o...
dismissing safety concerns by strawmanning the opposition (very original)
SLOP+ By Rupert Lowe MP (via @wttp3)
All these liberal men telling me how safe they feel in London. Good for you. Millions of women don’t feel like that. In fact, they feel scared, intimidated and fearful. Why don’t we listen to them?
local poll asks if kids skip too much, everyone loses minds
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
POLL: Are schools too soft on attendance? YOU DECIDE
Taylor Swift refuses to disappear, more at 11
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
Taylor Swift Has 4-Word Message for Critics Who Want Her to “Go Away” Taylor Swift plans to stick around for far longer than a fortnight. Ahead of he...
white guy discovers guilt was invented in 2015, plans to return it
SLOP+ By Elon Musk (via @wttp3)
No more White guilt
Warner Bros discovers Gen-Z by accident, Twitter explodes over girl saying 'whatever'
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
Warner Bros unveil 'whatever' Supergirl as fans call her the most Gen-Z superhero DC Comics have teased their latest blockbuster movie Supergirl star...
Touch grass, Twitter warrior discovers fictional parents worse than real ones
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Hollywood discovers thinness, immediately makes it everyone's business
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
The ‘Wicked: For Good' Press Tour Has a Thinness Discourse Issue The main talking point around the blockbuster has been the cast’s size—but the line between actual concern and malicious gossip is getting blurry.
Trump and Mamdani's unexpected bromance sparks 18 unhinged takes
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
Zohran Mamdani called Trump a fascist in the Oval Office, with Trump’s permission – 18 priceless responses to the president’s love-in People expected fireworks from the first meeting between Donald Trump and the mayor-elect of New York City Zohran Mamdani. Afterall, Mamdani blasted Trump all throug...
