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Epstein ranch excavation fanfiction with body-part harvesting subplot
SLOP+ By The SCIF (via @wttp3)
As Epstein's Zorro Ranch is being dug up, looking for buried bodies, numerous victims are coming forward saying they were drugged, had sex organs and sperm harvested from their bodies, and woke up around medical equipment not knowing where they were or what happened to them.
Gates allegedly caught slipping antibiotics in salad, Epstein gets tired of tea
> be bill gates > rizzless nerd > in Epstein emails > emails show crazy stuff > cheat on wife with Russian pr0st-tute > gets STD > asks Epstein for help > needs help getting medicine > needs help slipping them in wife's food > Epstein get annoyed > doesn't wanna hang out anymore > emails release...
Jack Dorsey's interdimensional midget cocaine parties, brought to you by DMT
Kim Dotcom drops the ultimate fanfic: Palantir hacked, elite surveillance, nuke weapons—zero sources
A Twitter/X post from Kim Dotcom presenting an unverified 'breaking' claim about a Palantir hack, alleging mass surveillance operations, blackmail material collection, and weapons development conspiracy. The post chains increasingly extreme accusations in dramatic fashion without evidence. Extract...
Royal scandal fanfic meets tabloid fever dream, taxpayers fuming
SLOP+ By @theroyaleditor (via @wttp3)
BREAKING: Mail on Sunday Exclusive: Convicted paedophile Jeffrey #Epstein - under house arrest - helped organize Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor’s official UK-Govt backed 2010 China trade mission. Andrew demanded the first 4 days of the trip be classified as “private time.” #Epstein’s adviser photograph...
billionaire demon-possessed excuse speedrun, now with supernatural copium
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Director speedruns blood libel accusations on podcast
SLOP+ By Red Panda Koala (via @wttp3)
Hollywood director tells Joe Rogan the elites eat babies and there are sacrifices everyday in LA "They're eating babies, man. I think that there's sacrifices going on every day in Los Angeles. Allegedly high level female musicians, killing chickens every day,
Whistleblower goes full QAnon but makes it about Gabbard
SLOP+ By Cate Brown (via @wttp3)
SCOOP: The NSA detected a phone call between foreign intelligence and a person close to Trump last spring. Whistleblower says that @DNIGabbard blocked agency from sharing report and delivered it to White House chief of staff.
broke: hollywood stars, woke: they're all MKUltra sex agents
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Antifa grifter arc speedrun: guns → venmo nuke → hoodie merch plea
SLOP+ By Gunther Eagleman™ (via @wttp3)
FAFO ALERT! Antifa “captain” Kyle Wagner, the cross-dressing thug who screamed for his crew to “get your fcking guns and KlLL ICE agents” is now ADMITTING he’s “basically on the run” and begging for a lawyer! Venmo nuked, Insta gone, now hawking hoodies and crying for
Palantir bad, Starmer sus, NHS dying (source: trust me bro)
SLOP+ By EuropeanPowell (via @wttp3)
Peter Thiel, Louis Mosley, Alex Karp, are working with Kier Starmer to hollow out from within key public institutions, 24 contracts to date with the NHS, MoD, the Cabinet Office, the police forces, the DLUHC, and Coventry City Council, more councils to follow. This will
Elon Venezuela pedo accusations with zero chill, maximum Twitter energy
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Epstein funded Brexit via spaghetti code, probably
SLOP+ By Peter Jukes (via @wttp3)
There’s more to the Epstein Bannon Farage connection than this. Epstein was actively guiding Bannon how to secretly finance ‘The Movement’ — a right wing pan Europe organisation in concert with Farage — set up by his partner Laure Ferrari https:// bylinetimes.com/2025/11/19/din ner-with-mr-bre...
Breaking: lawmakers found photos that somehow don't exist (the slop writes itself)
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
Explosive Epstein photo release shows Trump, Clinton and Prince Andrew... as disturbing images expose pedophile's sick private world WARNING GRAPHIC CONTENT: Democratic lawmakers on the House Oversight Committee unveiled 19 intimate photos of Epstein parading around with Donald Trump and Bill Clint...
Ukrainian woman = Russian state actor, pools = WMDs, logic = speedrunning
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bro forgot to finish his Farage fanfiction exposé
SLOP+ By Liz Webster (via @wttp3)
This is HUGE. So it turns out Farage has an Epstein problem ….. just like Mandelson, but far worse. Mandelson had contact with Epstein. Farage had something much deeper: Operational entanglement. Mandelson just met him. Farage’s entire political project sat inside an