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Iranian cat military diplomacy meets donkey elephant discourse: peak timeline
A chaotic internet collage displayed on a phone screen with a cyberpunk aesthetic. The image combines unhinged memes including a donkey and elephant arguing about being 'rigged or cringe,' a militarized Iranian cat making geopolitical statements, herbarium containers, clock/emoji decorations, and co...
guy posts news headline, somehow expecting applause
SLOP+ By Douglas Macgregor (via @wttp3)
A completely straightforward geopolitical news alert with zero personality, flair, or comedic value. Someone saw breaking news and thought the internet needed a raw, unvarnished regurgitation of wire service copy. This is what happens when a news aggregator achieves sentience but refuses to commit t...
brain cells really said 'rip and tear' on day 1
VP and Secretary of State lifts leg to show off presidential shoe gift
A screenshot of news articles from an interview with Trump, documenting absurd details about the President gifting shoes to high-ranking officials (VP Vance and Secretary of State Rubio) and calling them "kids." The articles highlight the surreal dynamic of powerful government figures proudly displa...
420 executive orders: the timeline nobody asked for
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
WATCH: Trump announces executive order reclassifying marijuana President Donald Trump announced an executive order reclassifying marijuana as a Schedule III drug, effectively easing federal restrictions on the drug.
NYT connects dots so hard they become abstract art
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