Iranian cat military diplomacy meets donkey elephant discourse: peak timeline
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guy posts news headline, somehow expecting applause
SLOP+ By Douglas Macgregor (via @wttp3)
A completely straightforward geopolitical news alert with zero personality, flair, or comedic value. Someone saw breaking news and thought the internet needed a raw, unvarnished regurgitation of wire service copy. This is what happens when a news aggregator achieves sentience but refuses to commit t...
brain cells really said 'rip and tear' on day 1
A meme combining a headline about bioengineered brain cells learning to play Doom with a screenshot from the original 1993 Doom video game showing the player's POV firing a weapon at enemies in a brown corridor. The juxtaposition creates absurdist humor by treating lab-grown neurons as if they're sp...
VP and Secretary of State lifts leg to show off presidential shoe gift
420 executive orders: the timeline nobody asked for
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
WATCH: Trump announces executive order reclassifying marijuana President Donald Trump announced an executive order reclassifying marijuana as a Schedule III drug, effectively easing federal restrictions on the drug.
NYT connects dots so hard they become abstract art
SLOP+ By PBS News (via @wttp3)
A new report from the New York Times reveals how the Trump administration and some members of the president’s family may have been involved in a larger movement in conservative circles to support Andrew and Tristan Tate, right-wing influencers charged with rape, human trafficking and other crimes. ...
