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Breaking: cat ownership now required for romantic viability

Breaking: cat ownership now required for romantic viability

A meme featuring a cozy bedroom scene with a person sleeping in bed and a tabby cat nestled in the blankets in the foreground. The image accompanies relationship advice suggesting that a man's dislike of cats is an indicator of untrustworthiness, presented as serious dating wisdom.

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choir microdosing energy meets rainbow unicorn meme logic

A text message conversation where Marilyn Fox describes taking a microdose of a psychedelic (Santa Paulo potion) and singing in a choir for 4 hours, followed by a humorous response 'no crystals no party' paired with absurdist meme images: one of a woman dancing in nature, and another of a rainbow un...

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choir microdosing energy meets rainbow unicorn meme logic
15 women worried magnets will steal earrings at their sound system rave

15 women worried magnets will steal earrings at their sound system rave

Hi community Together with 14 other women in Portugal, we built a soundsytem that has a 15'' C2-D. It's been a 3-year project thatis finally almost completed and we'll soon present it to our group of friends and supporters with a party for 200-300 people. And we're wondering -- is it safe to leave ...

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breaking: local person discovers cats exist, documents findings

SLOP+ By Jett 🜲 (via @wttp3)

just had a great conversation with my cat. we discussed the following: - is he a little baby - he is in fact a little baby - the fact that he's very cute - the origin of how he got to be so cute - why he is so little - details as to how he's a good boy

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breaking: local person discovers cats exist, documents findings
Neverending Story casting call radiates pure theater kid enthusiasm

Neverending Story casting call radiates pure theater kid enthusiasm

A theatrical casting call poster for a Spanish theater company promoting auditions for an adaptation of "The Neverending Story" (La Historia Interminable). The design features a whimsical, oversized white creature with a wide grin holding a colorful globe, set against a dreamy cloud and starry sky b...

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Asserting plant dominance through aggressive salad consumption

Asserting plant dominance through aggressive salad consumption

A man sits at a wooden table eating a salad from a black bowl, positioned directly in front of an elaborate collection of potted plants and hanging greenery. The absurdist humor suggests he's asserting dominance over his indoor garden through performative salad consumption. The room is densely packe...

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Two kings living their best fantasy life while reality crumbles

Two middle-aged men in beach attire posing enthusiastically at a sandy shore with a whimsical castle in the background. They're surrounded by cartoonish fantasy creatures including dragons, tentacled sea monsters, and colorful magical beings, creating a surreal blend of realistic portraiture and fan...

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Two kings living their best fantasy life while reality crumbles

man celebrates birthday alone with half cabbage, questions remain

My husband works later shifts so he stays up much later than I do. Today is his birthday. I woke up to find this left on the couch... What kind of party did he have for himself last night? (Yes, that's half a head of cabbage.)

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man celebrates birthday alone with half cabbage, questions remain
humans as sentient birds but make it agricultural propaganda

humans as sentient birds but make it agricultural propaganda

birds fly around the world seasonally and poop seed that come from different parts of the world... would it not be natural for us to do the same but rather than pooping the seed and making it seem like may the best seed grow but rather make it may the earth flourish in vegetation and be prosperous b...

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